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Al Batt: Life can be a slippery slope, but it’s a fantabulous ride
We were as young as we’d ever be.
Latest Tales From Exit 22
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Al Batt: I wonder what is a garbage disposal’s least favorite food?
I was eating one of the few things Joey Chestnut hadn’t yet devoured.
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Al Batt: I’m thankful dodgeball didn’t involve a Challenger, Charger, Diplomat or Dart
Tales from Exit 22 by Al Batt I woke up with a start in the middle of the ...
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Al Batt: Weather always happens whether we want it to or not
We’d be stuck for words if it weren’t for the weather.
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Al Batt: I remember my beloved father being much older than me
Ladies and gentlemen, horses and fleas, bowlegged ants and cross-eyed bees, I’ll be home for Father’s Day; it’ll ...
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Al Batt: I believe in letting my soggy smile be my discount umbrella
I’ve never seen it rain cats and dogs, but it’s going to rain when I see the Johnson’s ...
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Al Batt: Welcome to summer, start complaining about the heat for the next 93.6 exits
The average summer is supposed to have 93.6 days.
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Al Batt: Potholes prey upon drivers aged 35-44 who have good teeth and poor eyesight
I’d had an unpleasant experience. The store’s cashier was slow and rude. I tried to overlook his imperfections. ...
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Al Batt: There was a lot of name-calling during the graduation ceremonies
Welcome students, parents, teachers and staff of High Falutin High School.
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Al Batt: Does a mother sleep or just worry with her eyes closed?
I’d started working a summer job at a large factory.
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Al Batt: This rite of passage involved a right, a left and another left
It was rush hour in a small town. I waited for the only other moving car to find a ...
Columnists
Al Batt: Why do cardinals hate me, and who is that owl calling?
Tales from Exit 22 by Al Batt I was in the grocery store. A man, holding a cellphone ...
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Al Batt: You know spring has sprung when the snow has gotten warmer
Spring is right around the snowbank.
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Al Batt: Remembering the good old days and the good cough drops
A friend grumbled about his bother-in-law.
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Al Batt: Why do men wear hats? Hatters gonna hat.
Tales from Exit 22 by Al Batt A friend is fond of saying he’d forgotten where his head ...
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